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your intake manifold fell off, your truck is missing two cylinders, or your steering failed.
 

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Looks like you and your truck had different opinions on which to go, were you tryin to off road it again? probably didn't wanna get dirty :laugh: seriously though, that sucks
 

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ohhhh!! i see it.


the gas on the sign is too cheap.
 

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No, no, no. I know what is wrong with this picture.

General Motors hired BP (oil company) to photoshop the orginal picture for their advertising and sales department.
The clues came from Roastbeef noting that gas was too cheap and that a Frontier sitting on the side of the road has never been seen.


See here for details... BP acknowledges another altered photo, posts originals - CNN.com
 

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maybe it's one of those plate covers you can get so the red light cameras can't take pics of your plate.
Those don't work. And if a cop sees it he can write you a ticket for obscuring your plates.

The problem is the grass is too green on the side of the road. Half the truck wants a divorce.
 

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oh oh oh oh oh, i see it.

some lazy worker doing his community service didn't pick that 1' weed near what i'm guessing is a red flashlight?
 

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Pfft theres nothing wrong with that truck, Thats the new SWD "Snake Wheel Drive" ... Diddn't you read the manual? you have to slither it side to side....
 

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Gas is only 2.44 where you live! thats just wrong. paid 3.19 over 4th weekend near a lake resort!
 

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Man you guys are good, and fast. $2.44 per gal? We pay $3.40 in truckee! As far as wut is wrong, he has a key hole on his passenger side door and i dont. The oil splash on the underside of the hood??? I could go on but im hung up the price of gas!!!
 

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NO, No, No!

You're all wrong.

It's the headlights! Billy Mays didn't sell him the powerball headlight restoration kit. Whenever my headlights get that yellow and cloudy, I can't see the road and drive in different directions.

BTW, Gas in New Jersey is around $2.40 gal for Regular, but that's because they don't pay taxes on fuel and you aren't allowed to pump your own fuel.
 

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NO, No, No!

You're all wrong.

It's the headlights! Billy Mays didn't sell him the powerball headlight restoration kit. Whenever my headlights get that yellow and cloudy, I can't see the road and drive in different directions.

BTW, Gas in New Jersey is around $2.40 gal for Regular, but that's because they don't pay taxes on fuel and you aren't allowed to pump your own fuel.
you cant pump your own gas in oregon either. that is a lame rule thing.
 
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