What's In Your Truck? (Emergency Readiness Thread)

[Smearbrick]

Originally Posted by jstkruzn

WOW! Smearbrick is a serial killer.

"Things I keep in my truck:

At least 2lbs or more of lye.
1 gallon of bleach
several lengths of piano wire/guitar strings
No less than 3 gallons of hydrochloric acid
nylon rope
extra long zip ties
1 extra large sleeping bag
1 large area rug
several large lawn and leaf bags
several knives of varying lengths
surgical kit
a small bottle of chloroform
a large package of medium to large sized gauze pads
various rags/towels

That seems to cover it. I need these things for my after hours activities."

I call it my "suburban assault vehicle".

Get it? Assault!

Funny!

[Phil'sFrontier]

Originally Posted by bassman

I have a small ceder bat my brother made in wood shop that I put lead in. I get the weirdest looks from people that ride with me and see it. Its worth it just for that.

Cedar huh; that's a very soft wood...Im a carpenter so I wood(very punny..lol) know. I have a 'fish bonker' that's about 20" long, made out of mahogany...which is quite hard. I made it in grade 7 woodshop on the lathe. The lead would just make it too heavy to swing hard I think, so maybe next time you make one try using only wood, and go for something like oak, maple, cherry, mahogany....or if you want to get really fancy try teak it is a very expensive and resilient wood spieces.
Just a few thoughts

[bassman]

I really never plan on using it for its intended prupose. There's only a few onces of lead in the end, I didn't want to much because because like you said it will actually slow down a swing. Actually the bat is ceder and walnut laminated together; it looks pretty good. But as an added benefit I get that fresh ceder sent without a stupid cardboard tree hanging from my mirror...lol!

[hanjob]

lots of vaseline... okay kidding, but the tie downs and first aid kid... and lots of socks.... lots of socks

[BLKFRONTIER]

Wets Naps and Trojan Magnum Condoms.

[stagolee]

Originally Posted by Ghostcustoms

Why do you have condoms if you have a wife?

Well... they are ribbed for her pleasure.

[armywarrant]

I keep a bottle of Jack Daniels in the glove box, lots of porn under the seat, paper towels, and some milk duds.

[Phil'sFrontier]

Originally Posted by armywarrant

I keep a bottle of Jack Daniels in the glove box, lots of porn under the seat, paper towels, and some milk duds.

ready for anything...

[shinermiller]

A very complete tool box, tow straps, trailer lights (magnetic ones), spot light, jumper cables, warm blankets, a few ratchet straps, mag light, 20g shotgun, more tools, duct tape, does my cell phone count?, typical survival kit(in mil. ammo can), oh yeah and turtle wax for my truck when i get bored..

[Mandangalo]

a pack of orbit chewing gum in the little cubby hole under my head unit. im well prepared for all situations