Turner Brown

[konarider]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks
down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big
guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The
big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did
you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus,
I thought you said, "Turn around"!

[wellhung]

haha. I was in the middle of class and I started laughing out loud. Everyone is staring.

[masteryoda13]

lol, that is pretty funny, don't know how I missed this one...