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11-21-2006, 12:53 AM
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the phone call....................
THE PHONE CALL ...
ring.......ring....... Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." ***Brief Pause*** "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you emptied it last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** ***A Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . . Is this 555-555-5731?" 
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11-21-2006, 01:04 AM
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now that's just wrong... all vote kona dirtiest of the CF members... say "I"
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11-21-2006, 01:07 AM
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I have heard this one...bad, bad bad.....
 
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11-21-2006, 01:08 AM
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***long pause***..."I"
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11-21-2006, 02:46 AM
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That was hilarious....
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For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire. _________________ 2005 Nismo CC 4x4, Valley Hitch, Alpine Headunit w/ Aux input for iPod
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11-21-2006, 08:50 AM
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Quote:
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11-21-2006, 10:29 AM
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Wait, I am the husband!" Who is guilty in this situation?
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