People never cease to amaze me

[zachopp]

Here's a good one on me. I used to have a 97 Honda Passport with and auto tranny, and thought I would check the fluid level an condition. For the life of me I spent over an hour looking for the frickin dipstick and could not find it. I gave up and looked in the owners manual and it didn't have one. You have to take a plug out of the housing and check it with your finger like a rear differential. I felt like a fool.

[XE_KING]

Originally Posted by zachopp

Here's a good one on me. I used to have a 97 Honda Passport with and auto tranny, and thought I would check the fluid level an condition. For the life of me I spent over an hour looking for the frickin dipstick and could not find it. I gave up and looked in the owners manual and it didn't have one. You have to take a plug out of the housing and check it with your finger like a rear differential. I felt like a fool.

Sadly... I have been victimized by a honda trans as well...

[06_footy]

Originally Posted by XE_KING

OH MY GOD!!! lol Should have stopped her and said it has to be dealer spec fluid.. you have to go to the dealer to get the stuff..!!! lol

hey this one of those moments like when you tell your bud not to pass gas near a flame he does and his a$$ hair gets singed or when you agree to go to a abandon amusement park and turn out its not a good idea idk lol ut this is funny as hell

[BlackTigerSE]

lmao

[StormFrontier]

Originally Posted by Peck

You're right though, El Paso is a bad first impression of the state. Not that its a bad place to live in, just seems REALLY boring.

Yeah, Juarez Mexico seems like a realll nice place. I actually spent most of my time up at White Sands sitting in a SUV in the middle of the night out in the desert, and making sure that our robots didn't break down. Some serious overtime, but very boring.

I have a good one. When my truck was about 2 weeks old, I come walking out of a gas station to find a car tire ripping through the parking lot (missed the back of my truck by inches) and just keeps on going. Then I see this chick go chasing after it. Girl was turning into the gas station and lost her left front tire on her Caddy. Inner/Outer fenders both completely destroyed, lug nuts completely missing. I walked over to give a hand, and found that the holes in the rims were now giant ovals. Who can't tell that their tire has been falling off for the last week?

[Peck]

Originally Posted by StormFrontier

....Who can't tell that their tire has been falling off for the last week?

You actually already answered your own question.

Originally Posted by StormFrontier

Then I see this chick go chasing after it.

Hey, Juarez is a great place! I plan on vacationing there next year. Soon as my body armor and AR15 come in.

[XE_KING]

lol.. thats funny!! Speaking of tires.. My buddy took his jeep to american tire and got new wheels and new bfg mt's he got no more than 5 miles when his right read tire passed him on the freeway! It jumped the median and smashed into a cars front window!!! Can you say"HOLLY SH!T!"??? the tire place fixed everything. Reminded me of Ron White's Sears Lug nut joke///

[beefy242]

this kid i graduated with (high school) had a pretty crappy civic with no hub caps, a fart cannon, and a Type R shift knob. because of the shift knob, he said that it was tuned with Type R parts and couldn't explain what else had been done to it. he also claimed that he bought a book to transform his civic into a sports car.

[KamyKazyTommy]

thats just a slight vibration and clunk you're hearing up front there...completely normal!

[06_footy]

Originally Posted by beefy242

this kid i graduated with (high school) had a pretty crappy civic with no hub caps, a fart cannon, and a Type R shift knob. because of the shift knob, he said that it was tuned with Type R parts and couldn't explain what else had been done to it. he also claimed that he bought a book to transform his civic into a sports car.

ay your talking of the unverisal dimpSH** mobile that carries more than 2 horsepower and sounds like an old dude hitting the can, those are some of the sexiest cars ever