only a person in california could think of this

[chase]

not sure if uve all heard this one but anyways...

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.


Recently a routine police patrol parked outside of a bar in California. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off -- it was a fine, dry summer night -- flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all !!!Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.""I doubt it," said the truly proud Californian, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[06_footy]

dude that flipping awesome did this rally happen if so SHOOT

[chase]

idk if it is. it says it was real tho

[roastbeef]

its an email joke. i saw it 4 months ago titled "tenessee dui" or something stupid like that.

[06_footy]

yeh right after i posted on it my uncle told me he saw it 2 O-WELL,

[Jonchos]

Still funny as heck!

[mustard23]

I had a cop fallow me out a bar parking lot, I pulled me over within a block of the bar, by the time he was done I had 4 cop cars and 8 cops searching my car, I passed the sobity test 'cause only had a couple beers, and spent the last hour helping my friend that was the bartender clean up and close the bar. when it was all said and done they gave me a speeding ticket for doing 37 in a 35. Stupid Glendale Police.

[Nizmo4X2]

thats hilarious... it would probally work.

Originally Posted by mustard23

I had a cop fallow me out a bar parking lot, I pulled me over within a block of the bar, by the time he was done I had 4 cop cars and 8 cops searching my car, I passed the sobity test 'cause only had a couple beers, and spent the last hour helping my friend that was the bartender clean up and close the bar. when it was all said and done they gave me a speeding ticket for doing 37 in a 35. Stupid Glendale Police.

Yeah i've been in those situations before... if you see more then 2 cops you know your atleast getting a BS ticket just cause they THOUGHT they had the bust of the century and wasted their time on your sober asss.

[thebrandon]

cops in the Phoenix AZ area suck, especially high way patrol in between Tucson and Phoenix, they have so many damn unmarked cars/trucks/suv's it's not funny and they will pull you over for any reason they can think of

[DoubleJ]

Originally Posted by thebrandon

cops in the Phoenix AZ area suck, especially high way patrol in between Tucson and Phoenix, they have so many damn unmarked cars/trucks/suv's it's not funny and they will pull you over for any reason they can think of

That would have been useful information for me last August. I was in AZ working and had to travel from Phoenix to Tuscon and we did about 90-95 the whole way. Never saw a cop though!!