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11-21-2006, 12:49 AM
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Ex Wife
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant. The husband keeps staring at a drunken lady who is swigging her vanilla vodka and coke as she sits alone at a nearby table until the wife asks "do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My gosh!" says the wife "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"  
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11-21-2006, 12:53 AM
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ew, feel the burn... and not from the sauce...
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11-21-2006, 12:58 AM
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OMG....WOW! I love it.....WooHoo....cool joke...
 I love this joke!
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11-21-2006, 02:48 AM
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another good one...
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11-21-2006, 08:37 AM
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That's a keeper!!
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