***confessions thread***

[BRUTAL]

I saw this on another forum and thought it was pretty humorus, so Ill start
>MY truck's caused 2 accidents from people staring. 1 at work another tech @BMW next door was staring as I got out and he ran right into the side of a woman in the parking lot from the business office in her dads "BORROWED" custom stepside. She got out calling him every name in the book. I thought she was in the NAVY. 1 a man and his wife were staring and he ran into the back of the car in front of him at the light.
>I break crap sometimes to justify new mods
>my receipt folder is over 2" thick now
>I HATE MUD, (more that I dont like to clean it)
>I love rocks sh*t to climb
>I think the truck SHOULD be able to beat a Mustang or Camaro, and still go off road, tow, and go to the grocery store.
>A friends HOT 14yr younger wife grabbed me and gave me a full on kiss and grab at a recent BBQ at the house. I shrugged it off as a few too many Tequila shots. My GF wasnt too happy
> I WAS
> I miss driving my truck
> I hate filling it up at the pump
>I havent been able to break the transfer case, (yet) to justify and new Atlas
> Ive seriously thought about selling the race car and dropping in the 580 big block Chevy
>Ive broke the engine twice now
>I HATE not being in the truck when I see another Frontier
>I race other Frontiers
> Still a teenager at heart, but 50 on my license
>and finally Ive spent more on mods than the truck when I bought it in 05(as all my vehicles)

[JNR]

I think this is a type of thread zoomzoom could appreciate (as in hadn't seen it yet), lol.

[jhughes3281]

Here is my confession for the day...

I was getting ready to take the truck out for a drive today, to break in the new gears. Got envy thing ready...and I came down with a case of the squirts. No go for me today...except to the toilet. In fact, I am on the toilet right now typing this.

Sorry...it's not that glamorous, but I really wanted to go for a drive as I have not driven it in almost a year.

[HeavyG]

^^ bit of an overshare there

[NC336]

Lets see..

-I love driving.
-I hate putting gas in this thing, but I don't b!tch about mileage. eh.
-No Frontier owners here wave. They are all old, I hate them.
-I love my subs, turns women on.
-2 have told me it aroused them (to say the least)
-There have been multiple women in my back seat.. to say the least.
-I convinced this chick last night I was into her, big mistake, my phone is being blown up today. At least she's hot.
-I'm hilarious and crude. Just not here.
-I'll build my truck and daily drive the hell out of it one day.
-I spend way too much time on here.
-I'm pumped to be coming out West soon.
-Yeah I'll add more one day.

[roastbeef]

Originally Posted by jhughes3281

Here is my confession for the day...

I was getting ready to take the truck out for a drive today, to break in the new gears. Got envy thing ready...and I came down with a case of the squirts. No go for me today...except to the toilet. In fact, I am on the toilet right now typing this.

Sorry...it's not that glamorous, but I really wanted to go for a drive as I have not driven it in almost a year.

that sucks! elyse told me you were a chocolate factory today. i'm sure if your food was bad, all the tequila would have killed it off...

[jhughes3281]

^ it is what it is.

[HighALT]

Originally Posted by jhughes3281

Here is my confession for the day...

I was getting ready to take the truck out for a drive today, to break in the new gears. Got envy thing ready...and I came down with a case of the squirts. No go for me today...except to the toilet. In fact, I am on the toilet right now typing this.

Sorry...it's not that glamorous, but I really wanted to go for a drive as I have not driven it in almost a year.

Dude... I can feel your pain there. I had a bunch of **** to do today and it turned out I actually had a lot of **** to do today. It's starting to eat into my working hours. Less red meat and beer; lot of pills? No thanks Dr. Smartass. I'll continue reading the news more often than most and still enjoy my life.

Edit: Oh wait, is this thread not about shamelessly discussing gastrointestinal issues? ****. Lol.

Edit 2: Did you know you can use Heineken in a Gin and Tonic instead of Tonic? Thought that was really relevant, is that a confession?

[emailabode]

Hey Brutal what's your race car?

I love driving my frontier
I miss driving a car
I want to take my truck on every offroad trail but want to baby it as well
I hate the fact that there is a ton of rust under my truck
The truck is not very comfortable to sleep in
There is a tab on the passenger seat i still dont know what it does.
I got drunk one night and bought seat covers off ebay that are pieces of junk but i still use them
I am convinced i will never have enough money even if i win the lottery
On that note my parents paid for the truck
The only other Frontiers i ever see are driven by "non enthusiasts"
I check out every Frontier i see
I love it when it rains so i can break the rear end loose
I enjoy doing my own maintenance and half the time dont know how to do it.

[BRUTAL]

79 El Camino w/580 BBC 8sec in the qtr w/400shot @165mph