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06-27-2008, 09:17 PM
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lol search the web. Chuck has blogged about these jokes... he appreciates them but is very modest it seems. He usually relates to God or the bible when one of the jokes makes him out to be stronger then God.
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 -Dan Last edited by Nizmo4X2 : 06-27-2008 at 09:17 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost 
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Yesterday, 01:15 AM
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Yesterday, 05:12 PM
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famous infomercial guy, oh and here are more facts  Total Gym® Official Site - Chuck Norris Exercises and Information
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Yesterday, 06:04 PM
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Also known as Walker Texas Ranger...
You might get a roundhouse kick to your face for not knowing who he is....chuck views this as a sign of disrespect.
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Yesterday, 06:57 PM
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Chuck Norris Tiolet Paper.
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Yesterday, 07:26 PM
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Dude, I was just joking. Anybody that doesn't know who Chuck Norris is will get a round house kick to the head when they reach heaven . . . from God.
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Is he on the interwebs?
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