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10-06-2006, 05:35 PM
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Can I Strangle Her?
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So we are in the middle of a home addition, and since the new baby is due end of November, and the Upstate Ny winter is comming quickly, we decided to take out a loan to finish up, and upgrade some appliances since my wife thinks the dryer has a grudge against her... So anyway... I have a couple auto loans, and a credit card with a DC area credit union, and i decided to go online and apply for a personal loan. I knew from past experience that they would have me fax paystubs to them. So last night after doing the online app, I asked my wife to gather up a couple pay stubs for me to take to work tommorow. I grabbed my last two check stubs and she left hers on the computer desk, and we went to bed. Now I have a 3yr old, and when I aske my 3rd old to do something, and she says to me that she did it, I ususally double check.. My wife on the other hand... I didn't think i needed to... Well..... I get the phone call from my credit union today, and she asks me to fax in the pay stubs... And i say... "no problem, i'll have them to you in 5min"... boy was i wrong... They called me back a little while later to tell me that the pay stubs I sent for my wife are 3 months old... they need current pay stubs... I then looked at the dates, and what do you know... 7/1 and 7/14... its 10/6 right now... As you can imagine... I'm irritaded... I call my wife, and of course she is where???? oh yes, please guess.... WALMART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't even get me started on that topic...... So she said, and I quote "How is it my fault, you should have told me"... She said she was missing some pay stubs, and I didn't say those wouldn't work, so its my fault... So i said, I gotta go... and hung up... So now I'm asking my credit union if they can just look at her direct deposit, and they said they see it, but need the actual paperwork in hand... Which is understandable... So *** i get off the phone with them, my oh so lovely wife decides she needs to call me back to ask "what do you want me to do"... I said nothing, just leave me alone... I'll talk to you later.... Now the credit union told me when they called the first time to fax the stubs, and they would have me a answer by 4:30pm... thats great... Except now, they are about to close, and its a friday... plus monday is a holiday... so Tuesday when they get to work, they will have the stubs there, and can continue then... I'm a impatient person to start with... Even though there shouldn't be any reason we don't get the loan, I just want to know for sure... She wants to go buy a new washer/dryer set right now... I'm not buying it untill I know we have the loan... I have lots of other things that need to be done with the house before winter sets in... So now, I get to wait, and wait, and wait... So...... I call my wife back, and simply say... Just please find a current pay stub when you get home so i can have it ready... She say's....... are you ready...... I know where they are, I was just missing some and wanted to give you two consecutive pay stubs.. so I went back and found two in a row... I have the last one at home.... So why, oh why did we even need to have that conversation i ask.... And will a jury of my pears find me guilty for strangling her??? And the worst part... I gotta go home tonight... Thank you for listening... I will now go load up on those "Meds" sandi is always asking me about...
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10-06-2006, 05:43 PM
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i swear i read in the bible the other day that women were put on earth by God to test the males and build character... or something like that...
lol, jk, but i feel your pain. my mom does some of the stupidest (yes i know that's not a word) stuff, i don't know how she made it so long without having to make "intelligent" decisions and thought processes... p.s. maybe you should have stuck with the Girlfriend copy of your software instead of upgrading... 
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10-06-2006, 06:31 PM
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Maybe it's a sign that this loan is a bad idea.
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10-06-2006, 06:31 PM
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Dude, now that's what I call a rant
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10-06-2006, 06:54 PM
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  Just kidding....Good Luck and hope you can have a good weekend.....oh and I hope you get the loan! NOW GO TAKE YOUR MEDS!
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10-06-2006, 07:24 PM
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Its good to see your wife in another country on the otherside of the world is no different to mine.... Get use to it...... Mine has trouble with the getting money part.......but the spending money! she does very well.
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10-06-2006, 08:48 PM
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Wow talk about airing your dirty laundry huh? J/k.
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10-07-2006, 04:00 AM
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Take your meds, or do what I just did and drijnk a whole bottle of champagne and then see if you still want to strangle her...
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10-07-2006, 04:34 AM
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10-07-2006, 11:36 AM
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i hope your wife dosent read these! dose she?
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